Stuff People Say

Dont use big words with me. I went to public school.

-shiftronic

Do I have any long sleeved socks?

-Evgaman

I don’t know if you realize this, but people can survive being dead.

-Allaster

Dude, I just got Panned!

-Magnumus

I just don’t understand how he killed me in the span of one cock.

-Banjokazooie

Yes, no, toaster.

-Bigkaka

I killed them until they died.

-Allaster

I wanna get the back of my head pregnant.

-Stoppy

Just set Discord to voice activity and it will pick up every time your mouth noises.

-Onesneakyfatkid

You can’t even spell seent.

-Corecks

My sister is a man version of me.

-Defektive

Here comes the booty eatin king! – QSR

Kyle? - Magnumus

I’m gonna make you smell the shit outta my ball sweat.

-Jekkyll

The toaster is orange triangle.

-QSR

Do you guys have young girls? Young girls that sell cookies? With mothers?

-Jekkyll

Why do I feel like I’m mocking me?

-Jekkyll

Name 3 prime numbers

2 4 6

-Rachel

No I dont have any snacks. I’m cooking a lizard.

-Jekkyll

This reminds me of the time my parents told me they couldn’t get rid of a yeast infection because they kept giving it to each other.

-Jekkyll

Man I really need to wash these pants. They smell like balls and cat piss.

-Jekkyll

I’m gonna heat up the burger flipper on the grill.

-Jekkyll

I swear it could be raining vaginas and I would get hit in the neck with a dick bro.

-CDNThe3rd (twitch streamer)

You need a glade suppository.

-shiftronic

That smells like a mixture of bad diarrhea and vomit.

-shiftronic

Its like seppuku. But not on purpose.

-Meggles

I am a COMMANDER! I PAID for them to go to an ACADEMY to learn how to THROW the GRENADE! I dont want to have to TELL them to THROW the GRENADE!

-Allaster

Funny story, they were just telling a story about a guy that screamed at our case and left. I am leaving this is weird.

-Magnumus

She was like 270 degrees off!
Is that like 2 pi?

-Allaster/Magnumus

I’ll kill you until you die from it.

-Allaster

PIP! PIP-PAP! It’s Pappin!

-Jekkyll

Legends of Adderall. Isles of Adalar. I was way off.

-Allaster

Youre playin an anime dark souls. How is that not cheesy?

-Allaster

What the fuck are you listening to? Some trippy, celtic, side-pop medicine music?

-Magnumus

That didnt sound very jin jewin.

-Allaster

I was standing in the corner until I wasn’t and you looked at me.

-Jekkyll

Aaaaagggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!

-Evgaman

Boldly queefs.

-Meggles